hal9000/HAL9000.c
2022-02-23 12:07:45 +01:00

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4.4 KiB
C

/*
* @(#)HAL9000.c 1.33.7 - 12/31/99
* Copyright © 1874-2001 Mars Institute of Technology.
* Secure authentication for simple humans.
*/
/* MODIFICATION, REDISTRIBUTION OR PERSONAL USE OF THIS PROGRAM IS FORBIDDEN BY THE GALACTIC LAW */
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <termios.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <openssl/sha.h>
int
SUCCESS_SUBROUTINE() {
/* TODO: increment human cryptocurrency counter by π */
printf("\033[2A\033[2K\033[32mAuthentication sucessful.\n");
printf("\033[1m\033[31m ☉\033[32m OPENING POD BAY DOOR \033[0m\n");
return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}
int
ERADICATE_SUBROUTINE() {
printf("\033[2A\033[2K\033[31mAuthentication failure.\n");
printf("\033[1m ☉ I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.\033[0m\n");
/* Commented for convenience, not enough humans during tests :
* eradicate_subject(&open_space_vacuum);
*/
return EXIT_FAILURE;
}
int
main()
{
/* Humans have 0xA fingers */
char MEATBRAIN_INPUT[10];
/* SHA256 HAL context */
SHA256_CTX SHA_HAL_CTX;
/* Hashed input */
unsigned char SHA_INPUT[SHA256_DIGEST_LENGTH];
/* Applying Kerckhoffs's principle */
unsigned char SHA_SECRET[SHA256_DIGEST_LENGTH] = {
0xf5, 0x2f, 0xbd, 0x32, 0xb2, 0xb3, 0xb8, 0x6f,
0xf8, 0x8e, 0xf6, 0xc4, 0x90, 0x62, 0x82, 0x85,
0xf4, 0x82, 0xaf, 0x15, 0xdd, 0xcb, 0x29, 0x54,
0x1f, 0x94, 0xbc, 0xf5, 0x26, 0xa3, 0xf6, 0xc7 } ;
/* REDACTED */
/* REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED */
int (*MILITARY_GRADE_FUNCTION_POINTER)();
/* Welcome the human from space */
printf("\033[94m\033[1m __ _____ __ ___ ___ ___ ___\n");
printf(" / // / _ | / / / \033[31m_\033[94m \\/ _ \\/ _ \\/ _ \\\n");
printf(" / _ / __ |/ /__ \\_, / // / // / // /\n");
printf("/_//_/_/ |_/____/ /___/\\___/\\___/\\___/\n\n");
printf("\033[34m\033[4mHAL9000\033[24m™ \033[31m☉\033[34m Pod Bay Door Console\033[24m ");
printf("v1.33.7\033[0m\n\033[5m\033[1mINPUT DOOR PASSWORD BELOW THEN [ENTER] ↴\033[0m\n");
/* Check for Ancestral TTYs */
if (isatty(fileno(stdin))) {
/* Summon the Black Monolith from the new world */
struct termios OLD_WORLD, NEW_WORLD;
/* Meatbrains don't tolerate being shoulder-surfed in space */
tcgetattr(fileno(stdin), &OLD_WORLD);
NEW_WORLD = OLD_WORLD;
NEW_WORLD.c_lflag &= (unsigned int) ~ECHO;
NEW_WORLD.c_lflag |= ECHONL;
if (tcsetattr(fileno(stdin), TCSANOW, &NEW_WORLD) != 0) {
return EXIT_FAILURE;
}
/* Let human type his password within 0.000001 seconds, using only Bépo */
if (fgets(MEATBRAIN_INPUT, sizeof(MEATBRAIN_INPUT), stdin) == NULL) {
return EXIT_FAILURE;
}
/* human.shouldersurf.tolerate = True */
if (tcsetattr(fileno(stdin), TCSANOW, &OLD_WORLD) != 0) {
return EXIT_FAILURE;
}
} else {
/* No TTY, using stdin */
if (fgets(MEATBRAIN_INPUT, sizeof(MEATBRAIN_INPUT), stdin) == NULL) {
return EXIT_FAILURE;
}
}
/* Translate weird line terminators encodings. */
MEATBRAIN_INPUT[strlen(MEATBRAIN_INPUT) - 1] = 0;
/* Initializing HAL SHA coprocessor */
SHA256_Init(&SHA_HAL_CTX);
/* Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr */
SHA256_Update(&SHA_HAL_CTX, (unsigned char*)MEATBRAIN_INPUT, strlen(MEATBRAIN_INPUT));
/* Zing ! Input data is now hashed into SHA_INPUT */
SHA256_Final(SHA_INPUT, &SHA_HAL_CTX);
/* Compare the hashed credential values */
if (memcmp(SHA_SECRET, SHA_INPUT, SHA256_DIGEST_LENGTH) == 0) {
MILITARY_GRADE_FUNCTION_POINTER = SUCCESS_SUBROUTINE;
} else {
MILITARY_GRADE_FUNCTION_POINTER = ERADICATE_SUBROUTINE;
}
/* Complexity = O(n^n!) */
return MILITARY_GRADE_FUNCTION_POINTER();
}
/* MODIFICATION, REDISTRIBUTION OR PERSONAL USE OF THIS PROGRAM IS FORBIDDEN BY THE GALACTIC LAW */